Gillian Monkey
Tales of a pre-school monkey

I was joking around with mommy after my bath, and was pretending to be "Alphabet Girl". I could tell her what letters words started with....like bird starts with b, and dog starts with d. Then mommy said a funny word - "poop". So I told her it started with "p".....then I realized, and told her, that's what happens to me too - when I go poop I start with pee.

And then she started to laugh really hard...